You should never try and teach a pig to read for two reasons. First, it's impossible and secondly, it annoys the hell out of the pig. (Will Rogers)

You should never try and teach a pig to read for two reasons. First, it's impossible and secondly, it annoys the hell out of the pig.

Will Rogers

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