People invite me to dinner not because I cook, but because I like to clean up. I get immediate gratification from Windex. Yes, I do windows. (Carol Burnett)

People invite me to dinner not because I cook, but because I like to clean up. I get immediate gratification from Windex. Yes, I do windows.

Carol Burnett

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