I notice you didn't laugh, Mr. Black! No, Your Majesty. We are forbidden to laugh at the things kings say, sire, because otherwise we would be at it all day. (Terry Pratchett)

I notice you didn't laugh, Mr. Black! No, Your Majesty. We are forbidden to laugh at the things kings say, sire, because otherwise we would be at it all day.

Terry Pratchett

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