So I said to the gym instructor: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flexible are you?' I said: I can't make Tuesdays.' (Tim Vine)

So I said to the gym instructor: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flexible are you?' I said: I can't make Tuesdays.'

Tim Vine

Related topics

teach gym Tuesdays

Related quotes

A man should pray that God grant him, the possibility of doing a kind act, or say a kind word. Every good deed comes from God, and without Him, men cannot do them. View quote
Gabriel Urgebadze
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. View quote
Plato
He said that there was one only good, namely, knowledge; and one only evil, namely, ignorance. View quote
Socrates
We teach people to be flexible, scientific and logical in their thinking and therefore to be less prone to brainwashing by the therapist. View quote
Albert Ellis
But the great Master said, "I see No best in kind, but in degree; I gave a various gift to each, To charm, to strengthen, and to teach. View quote
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow