(Man at dinner table) Bet you don't know what a male swan is called. (Woman at dinner table) Sure I do. A swine. (Nicole Hollander)

(Man at dinner table) Bet you don't know what a male swan is called. (Woman at dinner table) Sure I do. A swine.

Nicole Hollander

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