!["Yes, this is Diane calling from the hospital. I just called to tell you that your ex-girlfriend Mia was killed today. She was helping retards and one of them exploded.” And i thought that was so hysterical. and then he calls me up later and is like, "do you think this is true?” "yes, craig. exploding retards is a huge epidemic in our country.”[citation needed]. (Kyle Cease)](https://cdn.quotesdtb.com/img/quotes_images_webp/09/kyle-cease-calling-citation-863709.webp)
"Yes, this is Diane calling from the hospital. I just called to tell you that your ex-girlfriend Mia was killed today. She was helping retards and one of them exploded.” And i thought that was so hysterical. and then he calls me up later and is like, "do you think this is true?” "yes, craig. exploding retards is a huge epidemic in our country.”[citation needed].
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