So it's so nice to perform in an actual city, usually I do a lot of colleges on the road and it's crazy. They always put these colleges in the middle of nowhere, do you notice that? They always put the colleges in the middle of nowhere and they tell these kids, "Don't drink and don't do drugs and don't have sex”, and they make it so they have to, it's like your choices are Wal-Mart or Susie and it's like "Mmmm, well, both are always open.” Like a vagina, like a vagina.[citation needed]. (Kyle Cease)

So it's so nice to perform in an actual city, usually I do a lot of colleges on the road and it's crazy. They always put these colleges in the middle of nowhere, do you notice that? They always put the colleges in the middle of nowhere and they tell these kids, "Don't drink and don't do drugs and don't have sex”, and they make it so they have to, it's like your choices are Wal-Mart or Susie and it's like "Mmmm, well, both are always open.” Like a vagina, like a vagina.[citation needed].

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