Walkin' my poodles, man, it never gets old With my dogs on the leash, I got bitches on the hold A first-AIDS kit? That's a rhesus monkey I bust more nuts than a pistachio junkie. (Bo Burnham)

Walkin' my poodles, man, it never gets old With my dogs on the leash, I got bitches on the hold A first-AIDS kit? That's a rhesus monkey I bust more nuts than a pistachio junkie.

Bo Burnham

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