I said "Anyone Jewish here?" and someone goes "I'm Jewish!" and I said ... "And what year is this now in the Jewish calendar?" And she goes, "Er, I wasn't expecting questions, to be honest ..."-and then turned to her presumably gentile friend and had a bit of a natter-and then came back with the single finest answer I have ever heard from a member of an audience, where, without any shame at all, she just went, "Yeah, it's the Jewish Year of the Rat."
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O Hell, where is thy victory?
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Christ is Risen, and life is liberated!
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To Him be Glory and Power forever and ever. Amen!
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