At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote. (Emo Philips)

At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.

Emo Philips

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