The three major administrative problems on a campus are sex for the students, athletics for the alumni, and parking for the faculty. (Robert M. Hutchins)

The three major administrative problems on a campus are sex for the students, athletics for the alumni, and parking for the faculty.

Robert M. Hutchins

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