On my first date, my boyfriend asked me if I wanted to eat a la carte, and I said that I would prefer to stay inside! (Cristin Milioti)

On my first date, my boyfriend asked me if I wanted to eat a la carte, and I said that I would prefer to stay inside!

Cristin Milioti

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