but I am not here ironically; I am here sincerely. (Augusten Burroughs)

but I am not here ironically; I am here sincerely.

Augusten Burroughs

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I really look at my childhood as being one giant rusty tuna can that I continue to recycle in many different shapes.

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I was learning that if I lived slightly in the future-what will happen next-I didn't have to feel so much about what was going on in the present.

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Any damage that's been done, you have to fix yourself because it needs fixing and there is nobody else to do the work. Blame may well be justified, but it's not going to move you forward in your life.

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I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.

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Although I was able to maintain a pleasant expression, I was mentally throwing up in her face.

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