A very beautiful young woman once asked me to sign her breasts. That was back when I was a hip young thing - it's been all downhill since then. (Will Self)

A very beautiful young woman once asked me to sign her breasts. That was back when I was a hip young thing - it's been all downhill since then.

Will Self

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