I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to vote for me. (Pat Paulsen)

I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to vote for me.

Pat Paulsen

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