I learned that people in wheelchairs are allowed to have marathons ... which, to me, seems like cheating, but what are you gonna say? (Sarah Silverman)

I learned that people in wheelchairs are allowed to have marathons ... which, to me, seems like cheating, but what are you gonna say?

Sarah Silverman

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