Well I'm here, you know? Your house is a medley of disgusting smells, there's nothing to eat, everybody's wearing bathrobes, there's no bar, I can't fuck anybody. Why am I here? (Dylan Moran)

Well I'm here, you know? Your house is a medley of disgusting smells, there's nothing to eat, everybody's wearing bathrobes, there's no bar, I can't fuck anybody. Why am I here?

Dylan Moran

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