I rang room service, and asked for a bottle of Perrier, because while I was asleep someone had come in and carpeted my throat. (Alan Coren)

I rang room service, and asked for a bottle of Perrier, because while I was asleep someone had come in and carpeted my throat.

Alan Coren

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