The grass is always greener over the septic tank. (Erma Bombeck)

The grass is always greener over the septic tank.

Erma Bombeck

Related topics

grass greener

Related quotes

A single gentle rain makes the grass many shades greener. So our prospects brighten . . . View quote
Mary E. Pearson
If the grass is greener in the other fellow's yard let him worry about cutting it. View quote
Fred Allen
Remember, the grass is always greener where you don't happen to be the neighbor. View quote
Groucho Marx
We can regard the gulag as a septic tank used by totalitarian kitsch to dispose of its refuse. View quote
Milan Kundera
I got a shotgun and a backhoe and no one looks under a septic tank for a dead body. (Bubba) View quote
Sherrilyn Kenyon