Tommy Chong quotes - page 2

I've been a good boy, I've never really been convicted of serious crime. (Tommy Chong)
Religion is run by thought police. 'Obey. Listen. This is what you do. Don't ask questions. Go die for your country.' The spirituality says, 'Okay, you can die for your country, but know what you're doing while you're doing it.' View quote
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But you can't exercise and be high. It's impossible. View quote
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I know, because I tried all sorts of ways of being in character, and the best way is to be totally straight. View quote
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You look at Cheney, Rumsfeld, Karl Rove, and Bush - if you saw them on Halloween, they wouldn't need a costume. You'd give them a treat and compliment them on what great-looking demons they were. They are demons. There's no doubt about it. View quote
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Well, I started out as a musician, so when I was about 10 years old, I was already in a band. View quote
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I love to meet my fans, and after every show I usually hang out for a few hours, talking to my fans, signing autographs, and selling T-shirts. View quote
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I was more of a weightlifter. View quote
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Comedy is the ultimate truth. Jazz is hitting the notes that that no one else would hit, and comedy is saying words that no one else would say. View quote
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Awakening your spiritual side is really what artists do. When you hit a groove, it's not you; it's the spirit world. View quote
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To be in a situation where you have no rights whatsoever is something I wish everybody could experience. People's attitudes would change. It would be a better place. (Tommy Chong)
And I don't really drink alot of booze, alcohol will kill ya... but I smoke all the pot I can find, I don't smoke it all at once, I just do a little bit at a time, and I uh, I used to take acid but I quit around 1971. View quote
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Jail was probably the most exciting thing that's ever happened to me. View quote
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People try to put ownership on things: 'That's mine, that's my joke.' No such thing. Like if you tripped or stumbled and people go, 'Oh, that's Charlie Chaplin.' You know what I mean? You can't own a joke. You can be the guy that tells it the best, but you can't own a joke. Nowhere can you own a laugh. View quote
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Once you're a felon you're a target. View quote
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There's a hierarchy in prison, and I was right at the top. View quote
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Tommy Chong

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Photo: Axle0000, CC BY-SA 3.0
Occupation: Canadian Actor
Born: May 24, 1938
Quotes count: 41