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My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that. (Paul Lynde)
My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly. View quote
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I don't understand why people don't remember my name. View quote
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I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me. View quote
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I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live in a world that needs laughter, and I've decided if I can make people laugh, I'm making a more important contribution. View quote
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If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic. View quote
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The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt. View quote
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Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics. View quote
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My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables, for that matter. View quote
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I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery. View quote
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If I'm not working, I don't know what to do. (Paul Lynde)
The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst room for conversation. I'd get up from the table, a very long table, and somebody would always say, Paul, I never got to talk to you. View quote
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An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off not knowing. View quote
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My following is straight. I'm so glad. View quote
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Occupation: American Comedian
Born: June 13, 1926
Died: January 10, 1982
Quotes count: 39