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Andrea: ".... I think a dog is a great idea. I just never pictured you with a mutant poodle.” Kate: "He isn't a poodle. He's a Doberman mix." Andrea: "Aha. Keep telling yourself that. (Ilona Andrews)
It's not your job to die for your Pack! It's your job to make the other bastards die for theirs. View quote
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Would you care for something to drink?” "Is it poisoned?” "It's Saturday,” I said. "We only serve poison during the week. View quote
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I sighed and put Slayer between the front seats. "Stay here. Guard the car." Saiman shut the door. "Is the sword sentient?" "No. But I like to pretend it is. View quote
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If the lot of you survives, Curran will flay the skin off your backs," Doolittle said. "That's what I always love about you, Doctor." Raphael grinned. "You're a cup-halfway-full kind of guy. All flowers and sunshine. View quote
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Cute. I think I would prefer to be stabbed in the eye rather than be called cute. View quote
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Roland had sworn off children-they kept trying to kill him. View quote
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The phone rang. I picked it up. "Kate Daniels" "It's me," Curran said. "I-" I hung up. View quote
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Where is Barbie?" The female shifter snickered and choked it off. "Is there a stripper pole? View quote
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The monster licked his lips, long lines of whiskers twitching, and spoke in a deep growl. "Pretty, aren't I?" Curran. In midform. I broke from his gaze. "Adorable. View quote
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What is wrong with you? Many, many things. (Ilona Andrews)
I had an appointment with a sexual deviant and I didn't want to be late. View quote
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I had to give it him, to flatter and insult a woman in one propostition took talent. View quote
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I want to punish them. I want that punishment to be so hard, so vicious that the next who takes their place wets himself at the mere thought of trying to fight me. View quote
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Rene, you want us to find you-don't-know-who and to retrieve his you-don't-know-what for you-won't-tell-me-whom? View quote
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My investigative technique mostly consisted of going through the list of interested parties and making as much noise as possible, until the culprit lost his patience and tried to shut me up. View quote
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Your date appears to be hysterical," Rene told me. "You think I should slap some man into him? View quote
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No, you're not going with him.” I crossed my arms. "Who decided that?” He put on his "I'm alpha and I'm putting my foot down” expression. "I decided. View quote
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Who is that?” "Your replacement.” "You replaced me with a shaved poodle?” "He's got mad skills. View quote
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Sh! t. F_ck sh! t.'.... 'Sh! t f_ck would have also been accepted. View quote
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On the plus side, if he ever had to fight through a roomful of adolescent girls, he only needed to blink (his velvet brown eyes framed in embarassingly long lashes) a few times, and they would all faint. (Ilona Andrews)
The woman frowned. "I probably should have mentioned that annoying habit of letting people come to the wrong conclusions and not correcting them? He got it from me. View quote
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It's never a good thing when the black volhv says "Uh-oh” and then runs for his life. View quote
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Your headlights don't scare me. View quote
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Just to make sure the odd humanoid aberration doesn't get away, always pin it through the nuts. View quote
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