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I lied. I need your help." "Who are we killing?" "Do you have a pen? (Ilona Andrews)
What kind of shapeshifter has orange fur anyway?" "Weredingo." Now I'd seen everything. Well, at least he didn't steal my baby. View quote
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You know," she said, stirring her tea, "the fastest way to get him off your back is to sleep with him. And tell him you love him. Preferably while in bed." I smirked and the tea almost came out of my nose. "He'd run like he was on fire. View quote
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If you don't explain it all to me, I might strangle somebody." Of course, Raphael might like that. View quote
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On the other hand it was bad manners to look a gift horse in the mouth. Even if you're getting it from an overweight cracker in a fringe shirt. View quote
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You know anything about investigative work?" "Sure. Annoy the people involved until the guilt party tries to make you go away. View quote
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It became known that I had a rather fertile imagination, when it came to private activities." She stared. "What sort of private activities?" This time he did smile, and it turned his face wicked. "Disrobe, and I'll be happy to demonstrate. View quote
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Was his body made out of orange rocks and did he at any point yell 'It's clobbering time'?" "I find your attempt at levity inappropriate." "Consider me properly chastised. View quote
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Is that a lion with horns and a pitchfork?" "Yep." "Is he carrying the moon on his pitchfork?" "Nope it's a pie. View quote
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Why couldn't she have gotten another Edger or some dimwit from the Broken for a passenger? No, she got Lord Leather Pants here. View quote
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I gave him my hard stare. "You're a control freak and I fight all authority. And you want us to mate?” A wicked spark lit his eyes. "Many, many times. (Ilona Andrews)
Secret to what?" "Secret to shutting you up," he said. "I just have to beat you till you're half-dead, then give you chicken soup and"--he raised his hands--"blessed silence. View quote
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We can do subtle," I assured her. "It's our middle name," Andrea added. For some odd reason Rene didn't look convinced. View quote
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I saved the baby. I saved her. For you." - Bran. View quote
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Still think she is worth it?” Mahon asked quietly. "Of course. She is my mate.” Mahon sighed. "So you decided then.” "Do you think we'd be laying here bleeding in the snow if I wasn't sure?” "Good point. View quote
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Ted said, "You're working for the Order now." "Yes." "How does it feel?" "Well, Doctor, it feels rather sore and tingly. View quote
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As one, the shapechangers turned and looked at me. I wondered what they'd do if I asked to borrow a cup of sugar. View quote
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Oh, it's you," Curran's voice said quietly. "I thought it was an elephant. View quote
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Runes, runes, runes... Runes. An inverted Algiz rune. The caption next to it said "Chernobog.” The Black God. Right. Of course, it wouldn't be Chernobog, God of Morning Dew on the Rose Petals, but a woman could always hope. View quote
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I did some thinking.” "That is a very dangerous pastime,” Ghastek said. View quote
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Why the rifle? Everybody knows you can't shoot.” Who were these everybodies and would they like to stand in front of me, preferably within ten feet, so I could discuss this issue in greater detail. (Ilona Andrews)
What do you do to your hair?" "Dust, hair gel, and a little gun oil." "Ever thought of patenting the recipe?" "No. View quote
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Had records so stellar, they had to lock their resumes in a drawer at night, so the golden light streaming from the pages wouldn't keep them awake. View quote
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I don't know if you heard, but I kind of run this place. View quote
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Put your badass face on and follow me. View quote
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