James Patterson quotes - page 9

It's the ciiiiiiiiiiiiircle of liiiiiiiiiife!" Iggy sang. (James Patterson)

I gave him a kick and he stepped back onto the third rail. Exploding, flaming eraser! This is why moms tell you to stay away from the third rail, but it sure came in handy this time.

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I moved to leave, and Dylan actually grabbed me by my shoulders. I was so surprised that I forgot to karate-chop his elbows and break his arms.

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When your own romantic life is falling apart, everyone else's looks fabulous.

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Iggy nodded. "I'm bummed we couldn't use Big Boy,” he said. "But I don't want to waste it. We have to actually see them first. I mean, you do.” "Maybe tomorrow,” the Gasman said encouragingly. "We'll go see what havoc we've wreaked.” "Wrought.

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Fair isn't fair, Dean. Like I'm supposed to help you because fair is fair? Try I need you to help me so I wont rip out your spine and beat you with it. I might respond to that, maybe.

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She had a lot of hugs to give, but not enough people to give them to.

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Sometimes a happy delusion is better than grim reality.

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I won't lie to you-it was hilarious. Yes, we were in trouble, yes, this was a disaster, and so one and so forth, but I have to say, seeing those upturned faces, the looks, was bout the best thing that happened to us since we'd come to New York.

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When I write I pretend I'm telling a story to someone in the room and I don't want them to get up until I'm finished.

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What kind of thoughtless creep would burn a book? (James Patterson)

Plus her mom was so awesome. She was strict about some things-don't leave your socks lying around-but so not strict about other things, like calling the cops about my bullet wound.

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What are you guys doing? If you anted me to take a shower, all you had to do was pay me ten bucks, like you usually do.

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How could you stop loving me?

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She didn't flirt with him, but they hung out together a lot, and every time I saw their heads bent over a computer screen or map, it made my stomach clench. And my teeth. And my fists.

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I wouldn't trust you if you were the last life raft leaving the Titanic.”-max.

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I fell into a deep sleep tucked in that little cocoon, a deeper sleep than I might of had in years. Right up until someone kicked me and said "Gotcha!

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Keep this in mind: there are no coincidences.

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People always remember the worst day of their lifes. It becomes a part of them forever.

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My choices were to either give in and let them kill all of us or fight back with everything I had. I chose the second one, 'cause I'm just funny that way.

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Pain fades,” I said slowly. "But being a nutcase seems to stick around. Guess who got the better deal here?” The last thing I remember is Mr. Chu's face blazing with fury. (James Patterson)

It was a little weird that they were friends. But then, maybe freaks just tended to find each other.

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I've been listening to how the Roman Empire fell and all I can say is, it didn't fall nearly fast enough!”-Iggy.

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You can call me Agent Mickelson,' he told me with a smile. 'What about you? Is Max short for something? Maxine?' 'No, Dean. It's just Max.

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Do I open it? Do I open it? Of course I freaking open it!

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Occupation: American Author
Born: March 22, 1947
Quotes count: 390

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