James Patterson quotes - page 2

WARNING If you dare to read this story, you become part of the Experiment. (James Patterson)
Love hurts." Oh, shut UP!" - pg 123. View quote
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Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.) View quote
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Fang: When do I get out of here? Max: They say a week. Fang: So, like, tomorrow? Max: That's what I'm thinking. View quote
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Nudge threw her arms around my neck. 'I love you Max! I love all of us too!' Yeah, me too,' Said the Gasman. 'I don't care if we have our house, or a cliff ledge, or a cardboard box. Home is wherever we all are, together. View quote
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I'm a freaking princess when it comes to other people's feelings. Yo dogbreath, get your paws of the everglades. -Max. View quote
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I'll just ask now: What is it about my persona that draws every insane, power-hungry nutcase to me like a magnet? View quote
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The weird, weird thing about devastating loss is that life actually goes on. When you're faced with a tragedy, a loss so huge that you have no idea how you can live through it, somehow, the world keeps turning, the seconds keep ticking. View quote
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You're children. Don't you want a home, a family?" "With, like, vitamin-fortified cereal and educational television? View quote
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you're a diabolical little pyro, aren't you? He blushed modestly. View quote
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Fang looked at me, hope in his eyes, and I smirked at him. I save the huge emotional kissy-face for imminent death scenes. This probably didn't qualify. (James Patterson)
Gazzy, man, jeezum!" Fang exclaimed. "What the heck have you been eating for God's sake?" That was a smoke bomb!" Gazzy defended himself. "Not even i could fill this whole flippin' house! View quote
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Is dere anysing special about you? Anysing vorth saving?" Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica. View quote
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Disappear where?" You know what they say: Curiosity killed the mutant bird kid. But I couldn't help myself. View quote
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Uh-huh," I said. "Because all you mad, evil scientists sit around whipping up batches of Pillsbury's finest during your coffee breaks. I mean, this is pathetic. View quote
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What, eBay isn't good enough for us? View quote
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I love you. I love your smile, your snarl, your grin, your face when you're sleeping. View quote
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When are you going to trust me Max?" asked Fang. "When I go completely bonkers," I laughed. View quote
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I'm gonna barf," I whispered to Fang, wiping my sweaty hands on my jeans. You'll be fine," he whipered back. "You always are. I'm gonna die," I moaned. You can't die," he said a hint of a smile in his voice."You're the indesructible Max. View quote
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Max?” said the Gasman. "Are those, um, rats?” Lovely. "Yes, those do appear to be either rats or mice on steroids,” I said briskly, trying not to shriek and climb the walls like a girly-girl. View quote
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Excuse me? I'm alive too. (James Patterson)
Angel raised her hand. "Excuse me. What does LTC stand for?" She blinked innocently. "Loving Tender Care?"Gazzy suggested. If our instructor had had lasers for eyes, he would have sliced Gazzy in half. "Lieutenant colonel," he sputtered. View quote
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Okay, okay, okay. I understood that pushing the elevator button over and over again would not make the elevator appear sooner. But I couldn't help myself. View quote
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Call me crazy, but there's just something cheering about seeing huge raptors tear into Eraser flesh. View quote
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I'm pretty sure that if you looked up the word "nuts" in the dictionary, you'll find my picture. Just another fun feature of my mutant-birdkid-freak package. View quote
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James Patterson

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Occupation: American Author
Born: March 22, 1947
Quotes count: 390

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