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We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant.
Derek Landy
I'm sophisticated, charming, suave, and debonair, Professor. But I have never claimed to be civilized.
Derek Landy
I don't want a perfectly safe weapon. I want a dangerous weapon that hurts people.” He took the stick from her, rapped it against her head. She howled and he nodded. "See? It hurts people.
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They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. "They've obviously never met me.
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What is it?' Stephanie whispered. 'That, my dear Valkyrie, is what we call a monster.' She looked at Skulduggery. 'You don't know what it is, do you?' 'I told you what it is, it's a horrible monster. Now shut up before it comes over here and eats us.
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What would killing the Elders result in?" "Panic? Fear? Three empty parking spaces in the Sanctuary?
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That's beautiful,' Valkyrie said, looking at it. Isn't it? This necklace has cost two very fine men their lives. At times, I wear it in tribute to their sacrifice. Other times, I wear it because it goes with this skirt.
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Valkyrie: "You are such a moron.” Skulduggery: "Don't be jealous of my genius.
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Found something?” "No, sorry. I thought I had, but, no, it turned out to be, uh... more floor.
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Then I reckon we got ourselves a good old-fashioned standoff." ... Nobody moved, or said anything, for the next few moments. "Old-fashioned standoffs are mighty borin.
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So he has no head' 'Thats usually what headless means' 'No head at all?' 'Your really not getting the whole headless thing are you?' 'Its just kind of silly even for us...
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An untied shoelace can be dangerous,' he said. 'I could have tripped.' She stared at him. A moment dragged by. 'I'm joking,' he said at last. She relaxed. 'Really?' 'Absolutely. I would never have tripped. I'm far too graceful.
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I think zombies are kind of cute.” "Seriously?” "I may be thinking about bunnies. Which one has the fluffy little tail, zombies or bunnies?” "Bunnies.” "Then it's bunnies I'm thinking of.
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Clarabelle laughed like she'd just heard the funniest thing ever. "Of course you HOPE you won't die, Valkyrie! Who would HOPE to die? That's just SILLY! But you probably WILL die, that's what I'm saying. Don't you think so?
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It's fairly standard. Also, I'm fourteen. Also, your beard's stupid.” "Isn't this fun?” Skulduggery said brightly. "The three of us getting along so well.
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He looked at her. "We're meant to be together...” "And this is exactly what I mean.” "Our love is written in the stars.” "And there you go again.” "I love you.” "You bore me.
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Is that it?” "No. That's a wall.” "It could be disguised.” "You're not very good at looking for things, are you?” "I'm good at looking for walls. Look, I found another one.
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It would be fun,” Skulduggery nodded. ”I like kicking Wreath in the face. I haven't had a chance to do it nearly as much as I'd like.
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Just leave her alone. You're annoying her.' 'I'm not annoying her. She doesn't even know how to be annoyed. She's, what, a week old?' 'She's three months.' 'She's three months in our years, but what is she in baby years?
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Scapegrace leaped up. "I am the Killer Supreme! I make murder into an art form!” Skulduggery hit him again and Scapegrace did a little twirl before falling.
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tanith: have you called the police? fergus: they, uh, they said theyd call by this afternoon. tanith: tell them not to bother... im his doctor. beryl: what kind of doctor dresses in brown leather? tanith: the kind that looks good init.
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You're under arrest for multiple counts of murder. You have the right to not much at all, really. Do you have anything to say in your defense?
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