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Bill Watterson quotes - page 2
I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.
Bill Watterson
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
Bill Watterson
Let it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
Bill Watterson
If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.
Bill Watterson
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
Bill Watterson
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.
Bill Watterson
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
Bill Watterson
If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
Bill Watterson
I try to make everyone's day just a little more surreal.
Bill Watterson
Isn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious that they'll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
Bill Watterson
Reading goes faster if you don't sweat comprehension.
Bill Watterson
I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense, we couldn't react to a lot of life.
Bill Watterson
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
Bill Watterson
Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.
Bill Watterson
I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.
Bill Watterson
I wish I had more friends, but people are such jerks. If you can just get most people to leave you alone, you're doing good. If you can find even one person you really like, you're lucky. And if that person can also stand you, you're really lucky.
Bill Watterson
At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you'll have to find the inner motivation to search for new ideas on your own.
Bill Watterson
Hold it. You know what I'd like to see? I'd like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?
Bill Watterson
Mom and Dad say I should make my life an example of the principles I believe in. But every time I do, they tell me to stop it.
Bill Watterson
Virtual reality has nothing on Calvin.
Bill Watterson
I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.
Bill Watterson
Calvin: Life's a lot more fun when you aren't responsible for your actions.
Bill Watterson
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Bill Watterson
Occupation:
American Cartoonist
Born:
July 5, 1958
Quotes count:
184
Wikipedia:
Bill Watterson
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