John Oliver (comedian) quotes - page 3

The only thing I'm nervous about is talking to guests like human beings, because all of my interviews so far have been attacking people. I have a genuine concern about sitting across from an actor whose movies I obviously haven't seen. (John Oliver (comedian))
There is no greater anesthetic than sport. View quote
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If you're asking me, would I have voted for Mitt Romney, the answer is absolutely not. Emphatically not. I cannot envision a world in which I would have voted for Mitt Romney unless I sustained a massive concussion. View quote
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It really helps a comedian to be an outsider. View quote
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Stand-up, for me, is really more of an addiction, so you have to feed the beast whenever you can. View quote
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I did sketch comedy, but I never did improv. So I've just tried to learn as I go. View quote
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I can't relax. I find vacations problematic. View quote
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I know I'd be an absolutely horrendous politician. View quote
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Having a human conversation is not something I've had any training in either as a comedian or as, you know, a human being. View quote
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The British press are a group of unremitting scumbags. And sometimes they use that scumbaggery to good ends, and often not. View quote
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I've made so many people angry that they kind of blur into one unpleasant memory of people staring at you with somewhere between passive aggression and active aggression. (John Oliver (comedian))
There's never any time I think I'm a real journalist, because I don't have any of the qualifications or the intentions for that. View quote
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Southern people are bigger-hearted and kinder than I had any right to expect. View quote
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When you're dealing with serious subjects, there is a pressure to be absolutely sure that you know what you're doing. View quote
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I realize how desperate it sounds for me, as a comedian, to ask you to laugh at my jokes. View quote
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I feel non-stop Brit shame! View quote
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People in Britain see Richard Quest as a kind of an offensive cartoon character. View quote
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I'm British; pessimism is my wheelhouse. View quote
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It's exciting to have a role in anything that's Claymation, just because you're always intrigued by what a clay wizard version of yourself would be. View quote
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You don't really know when stand-up material is TV ready; it's just at what point you're willing to let it go and not work on it anymore. I'm not sure there is a point at which you think: 'And that is finished.' View quote
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Stand-up comedy seems like a terrifying thing. Objectively. Before anyone has done it, it seems like one of the most frightening things you could conceive, and there's just no shortcut - you just have to do it. (John Oliver (comedian))
There are two kinds of hecklers: the destructive and constructive hecklers. View quote
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Sometimes it's good to remember how bad food can be, so you can enjoy the concept of flavour to the fullest. View quote
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I'm always interested in audience interaction. Not so much aggressive audience interaction - I'm genuinely interested in how people see things. View quote
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My family is from Liverpool, so I have some of those vowel sounds, I've got the slack tone of someone from Birmingham, and then I was raised in Bedford, which is just north of London. So my accent, if it's possible, makes even less sense to a Brit than to an American. View quote
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Photo: Neil Grabowsky / Montclair Film Festival, CC BY 2.0
Occupation: British-American Comedian
Born: April 23, 1977
Quotes count: 91
Wikipedia: John Oliver (comedian)

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