Kinky Friedman quotes - page 2

These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable. (Kinky Friedman)
William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another. View quote
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I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you. View quote
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We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians. View quote
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The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life. View quote
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We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning. View quote
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When I'm governor... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number. View quote
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The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount. View quote
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If you ain't Texan, I ain't got time for you. View quote
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The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' View quote
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I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school. (Kinky Friedman)
Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and... both of them were independents, by the way. View quote
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I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow. View quote
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If you're lookin' for a helpin' hand, try the one at the end of your arm. View quote
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Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but... View quote
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You don't accomplish much by swimming with the mainstream. Hell, a dead fish can do that. View quote
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Find what you like, and let it kill you. View quote
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No lesbian left behind. View quote
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I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors. View quote
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I don't remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life. View quote
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No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions. (Kinky Friedman)
We were a country band with a social conscience. View quote
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Let Saigons be bygones / Don't you blow this world in two. View quote
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If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95. View quote
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If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong. View quote
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Kinky Friedman

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Photo: Larry D. Moore, CC BY 4.0
Occupation: American Singer
Born: October 31, 1944
Died: June 27, 2024
Quotes count: 59
Wikipedia: Kinky Friedman

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