Mark Twain quotes - page 31

A conspiracy is nothing but a secret agreement of a number of men for the pursuance of policies which they dare not admit in public. (Mark Twain)
It is a mistake that there is no bath that will cure people's manners, but drowning would help. View quote
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You can go to heaven if you want. I'd rather stay in Bermuda. View quote
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When a teacher calls a boy by his entire name, it means trouble. View quote
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The partitions of the houses were so thin we could hear the women occupants of adjoining rooms changing their minds. View quote
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To arrive at a just estimate of a renowned man's character one must judge it by the standards of his time, not ours. View quote
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I have not a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming vices. View quote
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One may make their house a palace of sham, or they can make it a home, a refuge. View quote
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Life should begin with age and its privileges and accumulations, and end with youth and its capacity to splendidly enjoy such advantages. View quote
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Methuselah lived to be 969 years old . You boys and girls will see more in the next fifty years than Methuselah saw in his whole lifetime. View quote
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What do we call love, hate, charity, revenge, humanity, forgiveness Different results of the master impulse, the necessity of securing one's self-approval. (Mark Twain)
My kind of loyalty was loyalty to one's country, not to... its office holders. View quote
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The finest clothing made is a person's own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this. View quote
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One of life's most over-valued pleasures is sexual intercourse of one of life's least appreciated pleasures in defecation. View quote
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Faith is believing what you know aint so. View quote
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To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence. View quote
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Irreverence is the champion of liberty and its one sure defense. View quote
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The first time a student realizes that a little learning is a dangerous thing is when he brings home a poor report card. View quote
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Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other days of the year put together. This proves, by the numbers left in stock, that one Fourth of July per year is now inadequate, the country has grown so. View quote
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No real estate is permanently valuable but the grave. View quote
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Principles aren't of much account anyway, except at election time. After that you hang them up to let them season. (Mark Twain)
Always obey your parents - when they are present. View quote
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We despise all reverences and all objects of reverence which are outside the pale of our list of sacred things and yet, with strange inconsistency, we are shocked when other people despise and defile the things which are holy for us. View quote
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A man with a hump-backed uncle mustn't make fun of another man's cross-eyed aunt. View quote
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Cold If the thermometer had been an inch longer we'd have frozen to death. View quote
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Mark Twain

Occupation: American Author
Born: November 30, 1835
Died: April 21, 1910
Quotes count: 1197
Wikipedia: Mark Twain

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