Ozzy Osbourne quotes - page 6

I knew it was time to get off of reality TV when someone asked me if I sang as well as acted. (Ozzy Osbourne)
It's all part of my journey - I've done a lot of stupid things, but you learn by your mistakes. View quote
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I can't do anything in moderation. View quote
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I'm a very simple man. You've got to have, like, a computer nowadays to turn the TV on and off... and the nightmare continues. View quote
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I'll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff. View quote
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I'm about caring, I'm about people, and I'm about entertaining people. I'm a family man. A husband. A father. I've been a lot of other things over the years, which we don't really want to talk about. View quote
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Weather in Afghanistan, 2000 degrees and cloudy. What the f-ck am I doing? I'm stuck on the weather channel. AHHH! View quote
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I couldn't be a royal. It's like living in a supersonic goldfish bowl. View quote
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L.A.'s not a good place to grow old. View quote
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I'm dyslexic, I have attention-deficit disorder, and I've got something like a hereditary tremor. View quote
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To be a parent, especially to rock 'n' roll kids, I think being a parent is the most difficult job on the face of the earth, ... You hate to say things that will upset your kids, but then sometimes you have to because you can't let them run around wild. (Ozzy Osbourne)
Just take our name off the list. . . . The nomination is meaningless, because it's not voted on by the fans . . . . View quote
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Everything's fucking ridiculous there. I'm fed up with people getting killed every day. God knows how many people have been shot in school shootings. And there was that mass shooting in Vegas at that concert... It's fucking crazy. And I don't want to die in America. I don't want to be buried in fucking Forest Lawn. I'm English. I want to be back... View quote
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All you have to do is say Fuck Off when the vagina doctor calls. View quote
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[on Kelly's drummer friend]. View quote
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I never did this black-magic stuff. The reason I did "Mr.Crowley” on my first solo album Blizzard of Ozz, 1980 was that everybody was talking about Aleister Crowley. Jimmy Page bought his house, and one of my roadies worked with one of his roadies. I thought, "Mr. Crowley, who are you? Where are you from?” But people would hear the song and go, "He's definitely into witchcraft.”. View quote
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David Fricke: Given your own history of substance abuse, what have you said to your children about drugs and alcohol? View quote
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