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The first kiss is stolen by the man; the last is begged by the woman.
H. L. Mencken
It doesn't take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause.
H. L. Mencken
All government, in its essence, is a conspiracy against the superior man: its one permanent object is to oppress him and cripple him.
H. L. Mencken
By what route do otherwise sane men come to believe such palpable nonsense? How is it possible for a human brain to be divided into two insulated halves, one functioning normally, naturally and even brilliantly, and the other capable only of such ghastly balderdash which issues from the minds of Baptist evangelists?
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The fact is that the average man's love of liberty is nine-tenths imaginary, exactly like his love of sense, justice and truth.
H. L. Mencken
A man who can laugh, if only at himself, is never really miserable.
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Human life is basically a comedy.
H. L. Mencken
I know some who are constantly drunk on books as other men are drunk on whiskey.
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I believe in the complete freedom of thought and speech - alike for the humblest man and the mightiest, and in the utmost freedom of conduct that is consistent with living in organized society.
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Laws are no longer made by a rational process of public discussion; they are made by a process of blackmail and intimidation, and they are executed in the same manner.
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I believe that no discovery of fact, however trivial, can be wholly useless to the race, and that no trumpeting of falsehood, however virtuous in intent, can be anything but vicious.
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The final test of truth is ridicule. Very few dogmas have ever faced it and survived.
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Explanations exist; they have existed for all time; there is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong.
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You can't do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.
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The trouble with Communism is the Communists, just as the trouble with Christianity is the Christians.
H. L. Mencken
When somebody says it's not about the money, it's about the money.
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The older I get the more I admire and crave competence, just simple competence, in any field from adultery to zoology.
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The great artists of the world are never Puritans, and seldom even ordinarily respectable.
H. L. Mencken
Men in the mass never brook the destructive discussion of their fundamental beliefs, and that impatience is naturally most evident in those societies in which men in the mass are most influential. Democracy and free speech are not facets of one gem; democracy and free speech are eternal enemies.
H. L. Mencken
Socialism is the theory that the desire of one man to get something he hasn't got is more pleasing to a just God than the desire of some other man to keep what he has got.
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Of all the religions ever devised by the great practical jokers of the race, [Christianity] is the one that offers most for the least money, so to speak, to the inferior man. It starts out by denying his inferiority in plain terms: all men are equal in the sight of God. It ends by erecting that inferiority into a sort of actual superiority: it is a merit to be stupid, and miserable, and sorely put upon-of such are the celestial elect. Not all the eloquence of a million Nietzsches, nor all the painful marshalling of evidence of a million Darwins and Harnacks, will ever empty that great consolation of its allure. The most they can ever accomplish is to make the superior orders of men acutely conscious of the exact nature of it, and so give them armament against the contagion.
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Of all escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient.
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H. L. Mencken
Occupation:
American Journalist
Born:
September 12, 1880
Died:
January 29, 1956
Quotes count:
458
Wikipedia:
H. L. Mencken
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